An Oscar for singing like a Dolphin.
We are late this morning, which is a nuisance, because it is a fine beautiful morning yet again and the footpath calls. No amount of chivvying on my part could prise her away from GMTV and their coverage of the Oscars. It is not the film content or the great directional achievements that anchor her to the oblong box. Not even the sight of her favourite Mr Darcy, walking up the red carpet, is of special note. It is the dresses; my scribe for this morning, is a dedicated follower of fashion.
What is so fascinating about this never ending parade of flash photography and posing persons I wonder? As one who has never felt the need to show off in this fashion, I am perplexed. I have but one very superb, shiny black and white outfit that suits all occasions, a capsule wardrobe that generations of beautiful cocker spaniels have genetically passed down to me. I have no need for sparkle, top gloss or glitter. I am of course exceedingly beautiful in a very natural way.
I have decided, because Mr Darcy did not win an Oscar this time, to award him a special Sophie Oscar, he keeps her very quiet on wet windy afternoons watching her Pride and Prejudice DVD, we are grateful.
I will also award an extra special Sophie Oscar for a star of the future that has come to my notice. So here it is, fanfare please. The extra special Sophie Oscar goes to the Little Accomplice, star of phone and Skype, for her rendition and perfect imitation of singing like a Dolphin.
I am of course
La Grande Sophie
March 8th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Thank you LGS for this honour. I wish to dedicate this award to my fans on skype and phone. Also to thank the he and she pets for their medical support and advice, to the dear ones for encouraging me and to the dear one (cheapseats) for making this all possible, and of course to you LGS for making me laugh every day xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
March 8th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
You are very welcome. LGSx