Sophie's Blog

Birthdays have a grounding effect on one, don’t you think? Yes I have just had another birthday, please note as some of my presents don’t seem to have arrived yet. I sit on the window sill and watch life go by. What has happened in my world this year you ask besides the advent of the Superfast broadband and the fabulous Rutland Telecom? Well I carry on being the most beautiful that I can be. This is not difficult: I have a fabulous coat; I am well exercised; and loved, what more could I ask. I will tell you the secret of my fabulous life style. Conflict. Not too much. Not too little. Just enough to keep me on my toes, and everyone else on theirs.

For instance there is a cat that crosses my garden. I do not like this; it shows disrespect. Considering he never goes next door where Murphy the terrible lives; shows you the magnitude of my problem. However, I caught Puss waiting for the goldfinches yesterday, underneath the hydrangea, very crafty, this will not be tolerated. I will sleep on this problem and invent a remedy. Trust me, I am La Grande Sophie!

Which dog and owner left a dead baby hare on the footpath Friday of last week, we want to know? There is a small gift for any information! We will of course be discreet. Undertaking is not His choice of recreation it seems, although He was grateful for the sage advice from the two young ladies who requested his services: “Come now! Wear Gloves”. LOL.

I am of course

La Grande Sophie

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